Last Call // Theorem 15.1

Theorem 15.1 – Sip & Flip*: Everything the male can both sip and flip on a female is now publicly displayed at will, including breasts, buttocks and even the ultimate private part flesh, the vagina.  The one thing that the female sips and flips is the erect penis, which is never seen anywhere in public.  When these facts are considered together, no wonder the male is more visually oriented than the female.  While females all around him are oozing their sexuality through breast cleavage, midriff swaths, buttocks cracks, elongated legs and now air accessible vaginas, the male is given no choice but to let his imagination run wild on what it would be like to have sex with any number of them.

* A gentlemen’s play on the more realistic words suck and f**k.

Proof:  When involved in a sexual encounter, the male sips and flips the female's breasts, her buttocks and spreads the female’s thighs to sip and flip her vagina.  Meanwhile, that same female during that same sex act encounter is focused on sipping and flipping the erect penis only.

The soft female flesh of the breasts and buttocks that is regularly displayed via “cracks” represents the major areas that a male will orgasm on the body, versus inside, or in a mouth or hand.  These shapes often end up mimicking the “V” shape of the vagina, hereafter known as Victorious V’s.  Most of the Victorious Vs seem to have only one purpose – to be landing pads for the male’s orgasms, that is, sex act completion zones (think “pearl necklace” with or without the neck involved).  Other than his hands and mouth, the female only completes on the male’s erect penis.  Under these conditions, the male will continue to be labeled “more visual” indefinitely.