Last Call // Glossary-Chapter 16

Chapter 16:  Intentions vs. Perceptions

ready-to-go hot tub  a power point toy with tremendous potential for getting others scantily clad, and possibly comfortable enough to have sex that very same day; tub which is set at the perfect temperature of 102 degrees

breastaurants  places that serve cheap food, beer and sexy women which are all about affordability and flirtation; casual dining served up by usually scantily-clad women often oozing sex appeal

Cinderella surfing  1. resembling Cinderella while being elevated suddenly to a position of desire, lust, etc.  2. the waves or swell of breaking the ice while on a girls’ vacation or night out and being subsidized by males; to engage in the sport of surfing from that point on by keeping one’s options open to new male favors and subsidies when out with those original males; Informal to browse or sample a succession of males in bars and restaurants, etc., with no worry of what the previous male might think

high maintenance  1. refers to a woman who requires the man, or men, to expend a lot of money, power and/or effort, especially charm, in order to make her happy  2. situations in which the man is in public with a woman who goes to great lengths to maintain or enhance her appearance, and then attracts sexual encounter-type trouble from third-party males

barroom sex party  a protest circa 2012 against the female entitlement mentality once exaggerated by the American male; Last Call entered into every opposite-sex person’s sex-seeking conscience in barrooms across America and dumped the ideal that the equally paid female should be substantially subsidized by multiple males prior to any penetration or at least some form of sex taking place; often lead by the infamous chant “No subsidization without penetration!”

womanize  to be sexually promiscuous with women; womanizer n.

moneynize  to be enriched through the power of femininity; to be financially promiscuous with men; moneynizer n.

sexual harassment  inappropriate, unwelcome, and, typically, persistent behavior, as by an employer or co-worker, that is sexual in nature, specif. when actionable under federal or state statutes

financial harassment  misleading, unsubstantiated, and, typically, persistent behavior, as by an opposite-sex person or group of them, that is financial in nature in terms of subsidies, whereby one advertises their sexual availability without intent to have sex; currently not actionable under federal or state statutes except false advertisement

empty suit  a term used to refer to a non-important person, perhaps someone puffed up with his or her own importance but really having little positive effect on the lives of others; often used as an insult to disparage others who really don’t deserve the title; the true empty suit, which conjures up the image of a business suit of clothing without a person, really doesn’t know what he or she is doing; he or she is ineffectual, perhaps a phony, and is about as relevant or helpful as a suit hanging on a rack; to call someone an empty suit implies that you think they are a complete waste of time 

empty temple  a term used to refer to a non-important person, perhaps someone puffed up with her own physical appearance but really having little positive effect on the lives of others; often used as an insult to disparage others who really do deserve the title; the true empty temple, which conjures up the image of a half-naked female without any intention to have sex, really does know what she is doing; she is ineffectual, perhaps a phony, and is about as relevant or helpful as discovering a temple with nothing inside; to call someone an empty temple implies that you think they are a complete waste of time