Last Call // Glossary-Chapter 8

Chapter 8:  Inherent Differences

player  any person who is sexually engaged or doing the engaging with more than one person during a calendar year, regardless of gender or sexual orientation; quite possibly leading to experiencing a sexual encounter

amateur player  one of three formally recognized player categories within the hook-up and dating world; has to pay to play with every subsidization scenario a gamble; one who consciously decides to pay for a person they are sexually interested in with no guarantee that person will respond to this form of sexual signaling

professional player  one of three formally recognized player categories within the hook-up and dating world; is paid for to play with guarantees to have the final say sexual encounter-wise; consciously decides to allow other sexually interested people to pay for oneself

team player  one of three formally recognized player categories within the hook-up and dating world; subordinates personal aspirations and works in a coordinated effort with other members of a group or sexual partnership, in striving for a common goal; will typically pay their fair share while sharing company time with others whether sexually involved or not

AGC  abbrev. A(roused) G(enitalia) C(ontact); when one person either directly touches another person’s aroused genitalia and/or when another person directly touches theirs; independent of a successful orgasm being achieved or what type of sex act was involved, for example, hand to genitalia, mouth to genitalia, prop to genitalia, genitalia to genitalia, anus to genitalia, etc.

femininity gone wild  the documentation of how the American effeminate female sexually advertises herself without boundaries while simultaneously holding on to the ideal that the masculine male should financially take care of her when spending company time in public together, with it rarely being the other way around

GPS recoil  abbrev. (G)ames, (P)orn, (S)ports recoil; the natural and quite possibly evolutionary response of the modern day youthful male to his counterpart youthful female within an American society where the female continues to excel past the male in every category, yet still chooses when to pay during company time shared; who might or might not give up her sex to the paying male, and is more likely to give her sex up quicker to the bad boy over the “good catch” guy; males across America turning to the convenience and guaranteed satisfaction of video gaming, free internet porn, and 24-hours-a-day sports, as one evolutionary way to find his way back to winning in the future, or at least be around for it